The Amazing
&
Bizarre
Class Shop
So, do you fell sleepy at class? Getting pretty bored? Can'tcha open your eyes?
We've got the solution:
GO BUY SOME AMAZING STUFF!!!
Now, The Amazing & Bizarre Class Shop offers you by a really reasonable price the best products at stock. Say goodbye to boredom!
Empty Box

Hours and hours of unstoppable fun. Use it as you want! Do wathever you think! Break the law!
4,99 $
Colourful Crayons
Make your world look happier! Put a little colour in your life!
5,49 $
Boredom's Chair

A good way to spend your boredom. Just sit down and enjoy watching the miracle of the creation!
7,95 $
Spooky Mask

A very realistic and scaring mask. Surprise your teacher by giving him/her a ticket to a triple bypass!
7,45 $
Humoristic Cow

This is plastic-made fun. For sure. Just an hilarious cow. If you don't get the joke, you may be retarded :(
10,45 $
Real Eyeball

Funny and educative. Learn some biology while you play with your new favourite toy. Suitable for all ages.
Black Market price: +100 $ Our offert: 12,99 $
Potato DNA

Envased genetic information of a potato. Do dangeruos experiments! Become a mad scientific! Drink it!
9,99 $
Old Newspaper

At least one century on stock. Older than your grandma. Learn from the past to predict the future!
Original price: 1,20 $ Our offert. 0,99 $
Tenia Egg

It's there something more beautiful than giving life to a creature? Try those new "Sea monkeys". Just swallow it, and you'll automatically provide it food and health. It's like being pregnant! Feel life growing!
19,95 $
Mechanical Umbrella

It automaticaly detects rain and opens itself. Keep out from water.
25, 49 $
Zombie Cucumber

Ancient voodoo rituals brought this creepy cucumber back to life. Now, it exist only to oeby you. Send it buying the bread! Make it do your homeworks!
17,99 $
Shiny Sock

This mysterious sock Shines. It shouldn't. But it does. It's not even trendy, but it's useful if you are afraid of dark. May cause blindness.
18,45 $
Wooden Spoon

The only spoon in the world you can put in the microwave!
34,99 $
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